Scarlett Johansson: ‘I don’t have sexually transmitted diseases’

Good news for all men – Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson does not have any sexually transmitted diseases!

So if any of you were weighing up whether or not to bed her or not on the off chance you might catch something that would turn your penis into a weeping bag of puss – fear not!

Your privates are safe with her! She said so herself.

Quite why Scarlett Johansson decided to let the world know is unclear.

But Dietpixie is delighted she has decided to clear the air and report a clean bill of health.

Because let’s face it – it’s what we were all thinking, right. Right?!?

Blonde hair, big boobs, ‘sells handbags’ (her words, not mine) – she must be sleeping around, catching every disgusting, depraved disease known to man.

Scarlett the harlot. Right?

She said: “I have platinum blonde hair, and I’m extremely curvy: I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres.

“Of course, I expect people will have certain ideas, but it’s weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning.

“People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.”

Glad you cleared that up Scarlett.

Source: Entertainment Wise