megan fox, fox, transformers, fat, thin, diet, weightFrom HECKLERSPRAY - You know what the problem is with Megan Fox? You can’t hear her thighs scraping together when she walks anywhere.

This is because Megan Fox clearly isn’t fat enough. Boys only like girls if they’ve got wads of back fat you could lose your fist in and a chin that’s barely visible under the rolls of sweaty neck-lard. There’s nothing more arousing than a girl having a chronic wheezing fit because she’s had to run 10 metres for a bus, right boys?

ali-larter-maxim, ali larter, heroes, niki, weight gain, weightStunning Ali Larter, 32, who plays bendy ass-kickers Niki and Jessica Sanders in Heroes was once left sobbing about her weight gain.

Larter tells Allure magazine that while shooting on location, a film’s producers and director picked on her for piling on the pounds.

Heavy birds grounded by airline

June 6th, 2008 14:01

plane, airplane, aeroplane, air hostess, fat hostess, fatA High Court has told sacked air hostesses that Air India was right to fire them for being too fat.

Five Air India employees had taken their case to High Court after Air India had suspended staff who weighed more than 3kg over their maximum weight allowance.

What exactly IS a gastric band?

June 4th, 2008 21:09

Fern Britton, gastric band, gastric, weight loss

There’s been all sorts of hooplah over lovely big Fern’s gastric band deception, but what exactly is a gastric band, can anyone get one and should we want one?

Despite sounding like a snazzy belt, a gastric band is actually a very serious bit of kit that involves a hardcore (and dangerous) operation.

Victoria Beckham has been banned from talking diets with Katie Holmes.Tom Cruise has welcomed the recommencement of Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes’ friendship, but only if the ‘d’ word is banned.

Yep, that’s right. Posh Spice and the better half of TomKat are forbidden to discuss diets, in case Katie ends up becoming as thin as Victoria.

TomKat are hoping to start babymaking in the near future, just like the Beckhams, and Tom is worried that Katie will become too obsessed with her diet and fitness regimes.

Every woman’s ten year diet

May 28th, 2008 09:00

Women constantly diet - for an average of ten years of their lives.The average woman spends a decade of her life on a diet.

According to a poll conducted by natural weightloss supplement manufacturers LIPObind, ladies will go on 104 diets between the ages of 18 and 70 – that’s two a year!

As the average length of a diet is around five weeks, that works out to be around 10 years. Ten years?! Now that’s a long time to deny yourself what you really want to eat.

Almost a quarter of five-year-olds in England are overweight, a startling new study has revealed.

Results from the National Child Measurement Programme found that an alarmingly significant portion of kids were already well on their way to obesity by the time they start reception classes.

Healthy diet could save 70,000 lives

January 4th, 2008 16:47

woman-eating-apple.jpgEvery year, 70,000 premature deaths in the UK - more than one in 10 - could be avoided if people in the UK adopted a healthier diet, according to new research.

Lack of sleep can cause child obesity

January 2nd, 2008 20:02

800px-a_child_sleeping.jpgChildren who sleep less than nine hours a night are at significantly increased risk of obesity and related problems.

A recent study in New Zealand found that children suffering sleep-deprivation were more likely to gain excess weight and possibly to be come obese.

What is a very-low-calorie diet?

December 20th, 2007 21:55

low calorie, water, glass of water, meal replacementVery-low-calorie diets differ from other diet plans, as they eliminate food altogether.

Instead, meal replacement bars and drinks are provided which contain all the required daily vitamins, minerals and protein.

What is my BMI?

January 2nd, 2007 22:10

weightloss-01-9.jpgBMI = body mass index. A measure of your weight in relation to your height.

Are your fat friends making you fatter?

Fat friends could be making you fatterHaving fat friends could be making you fat.

Or at least that’s according to a recent UK study, which states humans are subconsciously influenced by the weight of those around them.

Researchers at the University of Warwick into European lifestyles say people tend to gauge how fat they are by comparing themselves to their peers.

So, if most of your mates are fat, your idea of what is overweight is different to those whose mates are all skinny.

Professor Andrew Oswald, who analysed data from 27,000 European adults across 29 countries, said: “Human beings compare themselves among their localised peer group even if they are not conscious of it.”

This, of course, is instead of utilising the usual fail-safes when judging weight, such as scales, how much their bits wobble and what they see when they look in the mirror.

So how does this make you fat? Well, once your ideas of what a fat person actually look like, you start to tell yourself that being 16st and only 5ft 1 is normal.

After all, among your fat friends, you are the one they all call ‘anorexic’ and ‘skinny’.

This, of course, is forgetting one thing: the rest of the world’s population. Yep, if you were to believe this research you would think people blindly stumble around their lives paying little attention to the people in work, people in shops, people in the street. You get the idea.

Not to mention the nasty media. So is Prof Oswald saying we have the intelligence of your average garden snail? Well, maybe.

According to his research people of supposedly higher intelligence - in other words, people with more qualifications (not the most accurate barometer admittedly) – are more likely to think they are overweight than those of the same weight with less qualifications. That is, of course, because they read more books.

So what is the point of this research? Are they asking us to ditch our chubby mates and get rid of the elephant in the room?

Well, maybe not. Rather we can’t stop copying our friends, so if we all lost weight, so would they.

And if we didn’t? Well, Prof Oswald added: “[If fatness levels increase and] we all start copying each other we will end up with quite serious health problems.

“Rising obesity needs to be thought of as a sociological phenomenon, not a physiological one.”

Are your fat friends making you fatter?

Fat friends could be making you fatterHaving fat friends could be making you fat.

Or at least that’s according to a recent UK study, which states humans are subconsciously influenced by the weight of those around them.

Researchers at the University of Warwick into European lifestyles say people tend to gauge how fat they are by comparing themselves to their peers.

So, if most of your mates are fat, your idea of what is overweight is different to those whose mates are all skinny.

Professor Andrew Oswald, who analysed data from 27,000 European adults across 29 countries, said: “Human beings compare themselves among their localised peer group even if they are not conscious of it.”

This, of course, is instead of utilising the usual fail-safes when judging weight, such as scales, how much their bits wobble and what they see when they look in the mirror.

So how does this make you fat? Well, once your ideas of what a fat person actually look like, you start to tell yourself that being 16st and only 5ft 1 is normal.

After all, among your fat friends, you are the one they all call ‘anorexic’ and ‘skinny’.

This, of course, is forgetting one thing: the rest of the world’s population. Yep, if you were to believe this research you would think people blindly stumble around their lives paying little attention to the people in work, people in shops, people in the street. You get the idea.

Not to mention the nasty media. So is Prof Oswald saying we have the intelligence of your average garden snail? Well, maybe.

According to his research people of supposedly higher intelligence - in other words, people with more qualifications (not the most accurate barometer admittedly) – are more likely to think they are overweight than those of the same weight with less qualifications. That is, of course, because they read more books.

So what is the point of this research? Are they asking us to ditch our chubby mates and get rid of the elephant in the room?

Well, maybe not. Rather we can’t stop copying our friends, so if we all lost weight, so would they.

And if we didn’t? Well, Prof Oswald added: “[If fatness levels increase and] we all start copying each other we will end up with quite serious health problems.

“Rising obesity needs to be thought of as a sociological phenomenon, not a physiological one.”

Are your fat friends making you fatter?

Fat friends could be making you fatterHaving fat friends could be making you fat.

Or at least that’s according to a recent UK study, which states humans are subconsciously influenced by the weight of those around them.

Researchers at the University of Warwick into European lifestyles say people tend to gauge how fat they are by comparing themselves to their peers.

So, if most of your mates are fat, your idea of what is overweight is different to those whose mates are all skinny.

Professor Andrew Oswald, who analysed data from 27,000 European adults across 29 countries, said: “Human beings compare themselves among their localised peer group even if they are not conscious of it.”

This, of course, is instead of utilising the usual fail-safes when judging weight, such as scales, how much their bits wobble and what they see when they look in the mirror.

So how does this make you fat? Well, once your ideas of what a fat person actually look like, you start to tell yourself that being 16st and only 5ft 1 is normal.

After all, among your fat friends, you are the one they all call ‘anorexic’ and ‘skinny’.

This, of course, is forgetting one thing: the rest of the world’s population. Yep, if you were to believe this research you would think people blindly stumble around their lives paying little attention to the people in work, people in shops, people in the street. You get the idea.

Not to mention the nasty media. So is Prof Oswald saying we have the intelligence of your average garden snail? Well, maybe.

According to his research people of supposedly higher intelligence - in other words, people with more qualifications (not the most accurate barometer admittedly) – are more likely to think they are overweight than those of the same weight with less qualifications. That is, of course, because they read more books.

So what is the point of this research? Are they asking us to ditch our chubby mates and get rid of the elephant in the room?

Well, maybe not. Rather we can’t stop copying our friends, so if we all lost weight, so would they.

And if we didn’t? Well, Prof Oswald added: “[If fatness levels increase and] we all start copying each other we will end up with quite serious health problems.

“Rising obesity needs to be thought of as a sociological phenomenon, not a physiological one.”