Geri Halliwell is really annoying. OK, we all know that.
But apparently, the Spice Girl has found a new way to annoy people – apart from simply being Geri Hailliwell that is – and it’s driving her new boyfriend nuts.
It’s her alleged obsession with fitness and exercise. Apparently, Ginger Spice goes through a punishing two-hour daily workout every day to stay in shape.
Have you ever wondered how Mel B got those rock hard abs, or how Victoria Beckham stays so slim without setting foot in a gym?
Not content with sparring over each other’s husbands, or competing to win the ‘fastest post-baby weightloss’ race, Spice Girls Victoria Beckham and Mel B have both been extolling the virtues of shagging.
The world’s largest sustainable cod fish finger was ‘unveiled’ on Tuesday, 22 January as news that Vicky B is fish-finger obsessed reaches DP Towers.
Apparently, known wit David Beckham calls his wife ‘Nemo’, thanks to her fervent finger fetish. At 56 calories a ‘finger’, they’re surprisingly diet-friendly.
Thanks to weight loss claims by professional skinny person, Victoria Beckham, Pu-Erh tea is the tipple du jour.
Whittard of Chelsea claim that sales of the ancient Chinese brew – also a fave with Joss Stone and oldie-but-hottie Jerry Hall – have gone through the roof since Posh claimed it helped her regain her figure after birth.
The brew is said to melt fat and reduce cholesterol but whatever the science, the effect is mass sales.
And if we were a tabloid we’d put man in snarky apostrophes, but we’re just a little bit classier here at DietPixie.
Of course we all know the story. It’s age old. Man meets woman. Falls in love. They decide to have a baby. Man used to be woman until sex change op. Well, partial sex change op. Man still has some of his old womanly bits knocking about. Man carries baby. Goes on Oprah. And now… man has given birth to baby girl.
It’s a beautiful thing.
If only more men gave birth to babies. Maybe then we’d get a bit more bloody understanding about how much it Bloody Hurts. Oh well.
Thomas, 34, was born a lady, but took hormones and had his breasts removed to live as a man. He always hoped to get pregnant one day though, so he kept his female sex organs, telling Oprah it was down to his “human desire” and “right to have my own biological child.”
Some stuffy old squares didn’t agree though, largely the Christian right of America who went flipping apeshit.
His wife Nancy, 45, already has grown-up children and cannot have more biologically after having a hysterectomy.
Look out for exclusive pics in whichever glossy mag has the deepest pockets, very soon.
Picture: Morguefile
And if we were a tabloid we’d put man in snarky apostrophes, but we’re just a little bit classier here at DietPixie.
Of course we all know the story. It’s age old. Man meets woman. Falls in love. They decide to have a baby. Man used to be woman until sex change op. Well, partial sex change op. Man still has some of his old womanly bits knocking about. Man carries baby. Goes on Oprah. And now… man has given birth to baby girl.
It’s a beautiful thing.
If only more men gave birth to babies. Maybe then we’d get a bit more bloody understanding about how much it Bloody Hurts. Oh well.
Thomas, 34, was born a lady, but took hormones and had his breasts removed to live as a man. He always hoped to get pregnant one day though, so he kept his female sex organs, telling Oprah it was down to his “human desire” and “right to have my own biological child.”
Some stuffy old squares didn’t agree though, largely the Christian right of America who went flipping apeshit.
His wife Nancy, 45, already has grown-up children and cannot have more biologically after having a hysterectomy.
Look out for exclusive pics in whichever glossy mag has the deepest pockets, very soon.
Picture: Morguefile
And if we were a tabloid we’d put man in snarky apostrophes, but we’re just a little bit classier here at DietPixie.
Of course we all know the story. It’s age old. Man meets woman. Falls in love. They decide to have a baby. Man used to be woman until sex change op. Well, partial sex change op. Man still has some of his old womanly bits knocking about. Man carries baby. Goes on Oprah. And now… man has given birth to baby girl.
It’s a beautiful thing.
If only more men gave birth to babies. Maybe then we’d get a bit more bloody understanding about how much it Bloody Hurts. Oh well.
Thomas, 34, was born a lady, but took hormones and had his breasts removed to live as a man. He always hoped to get pregnant one day though, so he kept his female sex organs, telling Oprah it was down to his “human desire” and “right to have my own biological child.”
Some stuffy old squares didn’t agree though, largely the Christian right of America who went flipping apeshit.
His wife Nancy, 45, already has grown-up children and cannot have more biologically after having a hysterectomy.
Look out for exclusive pics in whichever glossy mag has the deepest pockets, very soon.
Picture: Morguefile
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