Stressed out about giving a best man’s speech or speaking in front of your bosses?
Well, forget practising your lines or drinking beforehand to steady your nerves, the best way to prepare for a bit of public speaking is to have sex.
Watermelon, the juicy, fruity treat that feels great in your mouth and on your… libido. In fact, eating it can have the same effect as Viagra.
Even though 92% of Watermelon is water, 8% is rammed with sexy stuff.
Boffins have discovered that the flesh of the fruit contains an ingredient that effects blood vessels in the same way. Who commissions this research? Who has a hunch that a watermelon could help keep your pecker up? Well, bless their little white lab coats nonetheless.
An injection which boosts the sex drive of animals could soon replace Viagra.
Scientists in the UK are convinced the jab will also work on humans and be even more effective than swallowing a dose of the libido-inducing tablets.
So what’s wrong with Viagra? You may ask. Well, speaking to The Daily Mail, lead scientist and director of the Human Reproductive Sciences Unit at the Medical Research Council, Professor Robert Millar, reckons the tablet only gives you an erection.
Good news for all men – Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson does not have any sexually transmitted diseases!
So if any of you were weighing up whether or not to bed her or not on the off chance you might catch something that would turn your penis into a weeping bag of puss – fear not!
Your privates are safe with her! She said so herself.
Have you ever wondered how Mel B got those rock hard abs, or how Victoria Beckham stays so slim without setting foot in a gym?
Not content with sparring over each other’s husbands, or competing to win the ‘fastest post-baby weightloss’ race, Spice Girls Victoria Beckham and Mel B have both been extolling the virtues of shagging.
Ever fancied killing two birds with one stone when it comes to getting fit?
Not only will our exercise ideas benefit your health, but they will please your partner and improve your sex life too. We promise!
The obvious one is active rumpo, but that’s not all you can do to get your pulse racing up and your BMI backing down.
Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:
Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.
She’s already said that she hates her legs – which are lovely, note please – and now she’s admitted to feeling insecure about her looks.
Apparently, her love rat husband, Ashley Cole, prefers her to look like all the girls I see in my local precinct pushing prams with their smoking hand:
“When I’ve got no make-up on, hair scraped off my head, he always says ‘Oh, you look cute!’ because it’s the complete opposite to how he’s used to seeing me every day.”
She told Heat:
“There will be times when I’ve got changed three of more times before I leave the house.
“Could be hormones, bad hair day, feel fat or spotty. I have it all.
“I’ve got a new fondness for high-waisted jeans because they make my legs look longer.”
But they make your trunk look short?!
READ THESE TOO:
Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:
Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.
She’s already said that she hates her legs – which are lovely, note please – and now she’s admitted to feeling insecure about her looks.
Apparently, her love rat husband, Ashley Cole, prefers her to look like all the girls I see in my local precinct pushing prams with their smoking hand:
“When I’ve got no make-up on, hair scraped off my head, he always says ‘Oh, you look cute!’ because it’s the complete opposite to how he’s used to seeing me every day.”
She told Heat:
“There will be times when I’ve got changed three of more times before I leave the house.
“Could be hormones, bad hair day, feel fat or spotty. I have it all.
“I’ve got a new fondness for high-waisted jeans because they make my legs look longer.”
But they make your trunk look short?!
READ THESE TOO:
Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:
Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.
She’s already said that she hates her legs – which are lovely, note please – and now she’s admitted to feeling insecure about her looks.
Apparently, her love rat husband, Ashley Cole, prefers her to look like all the girls I see in my local precinct pushing prams with their smoking hand:
“When I’ve got no make-up on, hair scraped off my head, he always says ‘Oh, you look cute!’ because it’s the complete opposite to how he’s used to seeing me every day.”
She told Heat:
“There will be times when I’ve got changed three of more times before I leave the house.
“Could be hormones, bad hair day, feel fat or spotty. I have it all.
“I’ve got a new fondness for high-waisted jeans because they make my legs look longer.”
But they make your trunk look short?!
READ THESE TOO:
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