And if we were a tabloid we’d put man in snarky apostrophes, but we’re just a little bit classier here at DietPixie.

Of course we all know the story. It’s age old. Man meets woman. Falls in love. They decide to have a baby. Man used to be woman until sex change op. Well, partial sex change op. Man still has some of his old womanly bits knocking about. Man carries baby. Goes on Oprah. And now… man has given birth to baby girl.

Watermelon, the juicy, fruity treat that feels great in your mouth and on your… libido. In fact, eating it can have the same effect as Viagra.

Even though 92% of Watermelon is water, 8% is rammed with sexy stuff.

Boffins have discovered that the flesh of the fruit contains an ingredient that effects blood vessels in the same way. Who commissions this research? Who has a hunch that a watermelon could help keep your pecker up? Well, bless their little white lab coats nonetheless.

In our day, 45 was the age to slip behind the wheel of a Mondeo, slap some Steeleye Span on the tape deck and wind down the country lane to middle-age.

Now, apparently, it’s the age to slip behind a rodeo pole-dancer, slap some lube on the poop deck and wind down the country lane to a known dogging spot.

An NHS leaflet which urged kids to exercise during TV ad breaks has been shelved after being branded ‘patronising’ and’ unrealistic’ by angry parents.

Red-faced health chiefs were forced to withdraw the booklet, designed to curb growing child obesity levels in the UK, after several complaints from focus groups.

Don’t be surprised if you see some of the male athletes competing in the Beijing Olympics competing with huge bulges in their shorts.

No, Linford Christie is not back competing for Great Britain. But if he did, he may have trouble seeing the finishing line, never mind beating everyone else to it.

Why? Well, you see, athletes are now using Viagra to boost their on-the-field performances as well as fueling their legendary off-the–field antics.

If you were the NHS, would you want a round of applause from an ailing prime minister, with support from peers and voters diminishing faster than Sarah Harding’s boobs?

No, you bloody well wouldn’t. It’s the kiss of death.

Becks is considering hanging up his gladiator skirt and kissing goodbye to his £2million endorsement deal in order to launch his own brand of water.

Since when did water become something you could brand anyway? We’re, like, 70% water, it’s hardly exclusive. Unless he’s going to sell his personal 70% of water… no, that’d be stupid.

Our fitness expert, Myke Gray, is frequently asked how much water you should really drink to achieve great health and fitness. Here he tells you everything you need to know.

One of the first questions I ask a new client is how much water do you drink each day?

Much has been written on this subject, but I will try to shed some light on how important this nutrient is to our health and well being.

Amy Winehouse really does have a death wish.

Not satisfied with hovering up enough drugs to keep the Colombian black economy in business, the Back in Black singer today defied doctors’ advice by lighting up a cigarette – just a few hours after been told she could have the early signs of emphysema.

Ah, what do doctor know anyway? The troubled star was told by worried staff at a London hospital that she had to cut the crack and fags immediately or her health would decline even further.

Scientists claim they have found a cure for skin cancer – science fiction’s favourite plot device: cloning.

A 52-year-old man who was suffering from advanced skin cancer has been free of the disease for two years after going through the procedure.

The process – named ‘immunotherapy’ - involved taking cancer-fighting cells from the man’s immune system, making five billion copies of them and then putting them back.

We didn’t think it was possible, but Courtney Love this week became even more scary.

The controversial singer raised concerns about her health when she went shopping in LA wearing a 1920s see-through lace dress and looking like a bag of bones.

Sure, health scares and Courtney Love is not a new thing. Just like the words ‘Courtney Love’ and ‘scary’ are no strangers either.