pills_plate, pills, drugs, drug, rimonabantAn obesity drug has been approved for use in England and Wales – despite carrying a risk of depression or even suicide.

Do not exceed dosage… do not drink excessive alcohol… do not operate heavy machinery… do not listen to Nick Drake and look through old pictures of your ex who has Moved On Spectacularly.

fat-ass, fat, fat gene, fat bumMillions of people have a ‘fat gene’ that makes them more greedy than others.

If you are one of these unfortunates, you’ll take in an extra 300 calories in the course of an average day. Over time, this will lead to being overweight, and even obese.

ali-larter-maxim, ali larter, heroes, niki, weight gain, weightStunning Ali Larter, 32, who plays bendy ass-kickers Niki and Jessica Sanders in Heroes was once left sobbing about her weight gain.

Larter tells Allure magazine that while shooting on location, a film’s producers and director picked on her for piling on the pounds.

Myke GrayDietPixie’s brilliant new fitness expert, Myke Gray, will be giving you weekly advice on getting the body you want. In his first article, Myke lets you in on a cast iron weight loss weapon.

If weight loss is your primary goal, one of the most important things that you need to do is to find out your metabolic rate.

Jennifer LopezWhere would we be without J-Lo?

Not happy with making us look good out on the town, the Hollywood diva now wants you to look good in the gym.

Now, of course, the ‘actress’ can do very little about the red face and the unsightly sweat patches.

She’s not a miracle worker, after all. But Jennifer Lopez is about to launch her range of exercise clothes in the hope of turning treadmills into catwalks. Just remember to sashay and pout while exercising.

Jack Black is on a dietSomeone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger.

Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up.

Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That’s right - nude scenes!!

‘Nude scenes’ and ‘Jack Black’ - if ever there was four words that should not appear together in the same sentence it’s that right there.

Heavy birds grounded by airline

June 6th, 2008 14:01

plane, airplane, aeroplane, air hostess, fat hostess, fatA High Court has told sacked air hostesses that Air India was right to fire them for being too fat.

Five Air India employees had taken their case to High Court after Air India had suspended staff who weighed more than 3kg over their maximum weight allowance.

beth ditto, ditto, gossip, the gossip, beth gossip, fatStudent-music’s answer to Dawn French, fashion lesbian Beth Ditto, has jumped aboard the Britton-bashing.

Speaking at the Glamour Awards this week, The Gossip’s Beth Ditto chastised Fern Britton for her decision to lose weight through a gastric band operation.

red wine, wine, booze, bottle, vino, drink, health, frenchAlthough it’s a bit more nuanced than this, we’re delighted to hear that guzzling red wine like a Frenchman will undo all sorts of damage from a high-fat diet. That’s all the excuse we need.

Despite the penchant for pâté, cheese, butter and baguettes, the French have always maintained high standards of health compared with many of their less boozy, less cheesy Euro-buddies. It’s known as the ‘French paradox’ and it’s been pissing puzzled scientists off so much they’ve gone on a mission to crack the code.

mars, mars bar, chocolate bar, keith sorrell, dietScouser, Keith Sorrell, says he’s eaten nothing but the chocolatey goodness of Mars bars every day for the last 17 years of working, resting and playing. So far, he’s not dead.

Keith, 37, who is only 14 stone despite consuming around 3,500 calories of chocolate each day, says his addiction began as a school kid.

“All my pocket money went on them and one day I realised I couldn’t get by without them.

“Now I can easily polish off 12 a day, more at weekends. I’m totally addicted.”

fern, fern britton, fat celeb, celebrity, this morning

As the host of a daytime TV show and something called Soapstar Superstar, Fern Britton’s integrity is as beyond reproach as most high-level politicians and the clergy.

Sadly, though, that theory has been shot to pieces by the recent revelation that Fern Britton’s drastic sudden weight-loss wasn’t because she started eating healthily or riding her bike around like she told everyone, but because she’s had a dirty great gastric band fitted down her gut-hole.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.