megan fox, fox, transformers, fat, thin, diet, weightFrom HECKLERSPRAY - You know what the problem is with Megan Fox? You can’t hear her thighs scraping together when she walks anywhere.

This is because Megan Fox clearly isn’t fat enough. Boys only like girls if they’ve got wads of back fat you could lose your fist in and a chin that’s barely visible under the rolls of sweaty neck-lard. There’s nothing more arousing than a girl having a chronic wheezing fit because she’s had to run 10 metres for a bus, right boys?

anne-hathaway, anne hathaway, hathaway, devil wears prada, weight loss, two stone, skinny, size sixHold up! Two stone?! She was only a streak of piss to begin with. The Devil Wears Prada star has slimmed down to a right tiny size after her former lover, Raffaello Follieri, was arrested on big scary fraud charges.

She’s slimmed from a healthy size ten to a teeny weeny size six in around a month, and looks pale and tired in press shots.

Flame-grilling burger can increase cancer riskWomen who like to eat flame-grilled food are more likely to get breast cancer than those who don’t.

That’s according to a new study, which found that ladies who feast on flame-grilled foods more than twice a month were 74% more likely to develop the disease.

natalie-cassidy, natalie, sonia jackson, then and now, then & now, dvd, exercise dvd, weight lossJust a week ago she was whining about being bored with her size eight figure, now she’s crying into her cake because she doesn’t have a size eight figure

As a child, Natalie Cassidy aka Sonia Jackson was the fat little trumpet player of the fictional Jackson family in Albert Square.

diary, journal, write, log, record, account, dietKeeping a food diary could be the trick to losing weight and keeping it off. ‘Hilarious’ Captain Kirk impression optional.

A recent US study found that logging a detailed account of what you eat and drink – and the calorific values – contributes to dieting success.

emma-bunton, emma bunton, baby spice, spice girls, diet, fat, thin, spiceEmma Bunton, who once claimed eating disorders don’t happen in Barnet, has told Red magazine that she prefers herself curvy to scrawny.

Baby Spice is adamant that knocking around with Victoria Beckham and Geri Halliwell again hasn’t made her diet bonkers and has no intention of following them on their dogged size zero quest.

J-Lo showcases post-baby bikini bod

June 27th, 2008 12:21

jennifer-lopez-twins, j-lo, twins, people, jennifer lopezIt’s been just a few months since she gave birth and Jennifer Lopez is back in a bikini and looking amazing.

The famous bottom is looking as toned as pre-pregnancy and check out her twins too. Honk.

The pics were taken in Tenerife where J-Lo and husband, oddly-faced Marc Anthony, were relaxing.

apples, apple, fruit, fructose, fat, sugar, glucoseAccording to today’s Daily Mail, the natural sugar in fruit is playing havoc with the nation’s waistlines.

Fructose, the natural sugar found in fruit, has been found to make people fatter around the tummy than glucose. According to the Mail, this ‘intra-abdominal fat’ is the most harmful type and is linked to serious problems such as diabetes and heart disease.

pills_plate, pills, drugs, drug, rimonabantAn obesity drug has been approved for use in England and Wales – despite carrying a risk of depression or even suicide.

Do not exceed dosage… do not drink excessive alcohol… do not operate heavy machinery… do not listen to Nick Drake and look through old pictures of your ex who has Moved On Spectacularly.

jellyfish, jelly fish, paris hilton, hilton, seafood, mr chowCelebrity blonde endorsement machine, Paris Hilton, has unveiled a new diet plan: jellyfish.

In a move that will no doubt lead to mass depletion of the ocean’s supplies (just like Delia and that rank frozen spud stuff), Paris has been banging on about the virtues of the spineless treat.

fat-ass, fat, fat gene, fat bumMillions of people have a ‘fat gene’ that makes them more greedy than others.

If you are one of these unfortunates, you’ll take in an extra 300 calories in the course of an average day. Over time, this will lead to being overweight, and even obese.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.