Becks is considering hanging up his gladiator skirt and kissing goodbye to his £2million endorsement deal in order to launch his own brand of water.
Since when did water become something you could brand anyway? We’re, like, 70% water, it’s hardly exclusive. Unless he’s going to sell his personal 70% of water… no, that’d be stupid.
Victoria Beckham, who is quite possibly the skinniest mother in the world, has adapted her usual diet in order to get her ovaries ripe for baby-making.
Posh Spice, 34, and husband David Beckham, 33, have been dropping hints about their baby plans in the last few months, particularly as Posh wants to add a girl to the boy-dominated Beckham clan.
Posh said she wanted to get pregnant after the Spice Girls’ world tour had ended in February, and rumours became rife after she was seen without alcohol at her recent birthday bash. She is also said to have made a bet with her gynaecologist, Dr. Malcolm Gillard, that she would have a fourth child by the time he retired in 2009. Interesting, ey?
Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:
Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.
She’s already said that she hates her legs – which are lovely, note please – and now she’s admitted to feeling insecure about her looks.
Apparently, her love rat husband, Ashley Cole, prefers her to look like all the girls I see in my local precinct pushing prams with their smoking hand:
“When I’ve got no make-up on, hair scraped off my head, he always says ‘Oh, you look cute!’ because it’s the complete opposite to how he’s used to seeing me every day.”
She told Heat:
“There will be times when I’ve got changed three of more times before I leave the house.
“Could be hormones, bad hair day, feel fat or spotty. I have it all.
“I’ve got a new fondness for high-waisted jeans because they make my legs look longer.”
But they make your trunk look short?!
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Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:
Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.
She’s already said that she hates her legs – which are lovely, note please – and now she’s admitted to feeling insecure about her looks.
Apparently, her love rat husband, Ashley Cole, prefers her to look like all the girls I see in my local precinct pushing prams with their smoking hand:
“When I’ve got no make-up on, hair scraped off my head, he always says ‘Oh, you look cute!’ because it’s the complete opposite to how he’s used to seeing me every day.”
She told Heat:
“There will be times when I’ve got changed three of more times before I leave the house.
“Could be hormones, bad hair day, feel fat or spotty. I have it all.
“I’ve got a new fondness for high-waisted jeans because they make my legs look longer.”
But they make your trunk look short?!
READ THESE TOO:
Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:
Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.
She’s already said that she hates her legs – which are lovely, note please – and now she’s admitted to feeling insecure about her looks.
Apparently, her love rat husband, Ashley Cole, prefers her to look like all the girls I see in my local precinct pushing prams with their smoking hand:
“When I’ve got no make-up on, hair scraped off my head, he always says ‘Oh, you look cute!’ because it’s the complete opposite to how he’s used to seeing me every day.”
She told Heat:
“There will be times when I’ve got changed three of more times before I leave the house.
“Could be hormones, bad hair day, feel fat or spotty. I have it all.
“I’ve got a new fondness for high-waisted jeans because they make my legs look longer.”
But they make your trunk look short?!
READ THESE TOO:
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