Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:
Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.
Size zero Cheryl Cole, who is now a judge on X-Factor so can annoy you every Saturday night as well as every time you open the paper, has been moaning about the pressure on women to look a certain way.
And this pressure wouldn’t be at all helped by tiny little pop stars making the rest of us feel unwieldy at anything above size eight.
Despite looking like a Dallas wig on an actual-size Barbie doll, Cheryl Cole is unhappy with her figure and is putting herself through a punishing schedule to look good for the new series of The X Factor.
According to Reveal magazine, she’s keeping to a strict diet and having regular sessions with a personal trainer so she looks tip-top.
Sarah Harding is following her bandmate, Cheryl Cole, down the same old dusty trail where weight lost is inversely proportional to column inches gained.
She’s a skinny girl with a bog brush, sorry, Agyness Deyn, hairdo and a drunk’s smile. What’s the big fascination? And yet there is fascination, so we’re feeding into it too.
A classic example of “I’ll show him what he nearly lost” gone wrong? Or just the impact of a high-profile split followed by highly-criticised reunion, following her ‘love-rat’ husband’s indiscretions? Either way, Cheryl Cole is skinny as.
Cheryl was pictured today in the Daily Mail, which was full of characteristic huff and puff about her skeletal frame, swaddled in a tiny long grey t-shirt and spray-on jeans.
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The more observant of you may have noticed it has been a while since we posted a new story.
This is basically because DietPixie currently has no editor. Our former editor, Holly, recently had a baby and understandably found the stresses and strains of juggling the demands of a full-time job, website and motherhood a little too much.
But don’t worry. We are currently in the process of looking for a new editor and the site should be back up and running soon.
Want to throw your hat into the ring? Well, that’s great. We really believe in DietPixie and we want it to be a success.
Just send me an email at david@hecklerspray.com and tell me why you would be a great editor or writer of Dietpixie and we’ll take it from there.
The more observant of you may have noticed it has been a while since we posted a new story.
This is basically because DietPixie currently has no editor. Our former editor, Holly, recently had a baby and understandably found the stresses and strains of juggling the demands of a full-time job, website and motherhood a little too much.
But don’t worry. We are currently in the process of looking for a new editor and the site should be back up and running soon.
Want to throw your hat into the ring? Well, that’s great. We really believe in DietPixie and we want it to be a success.
Just send me an email at david@hecklerspray.com and tell me why you would be a great editor or writer of Dietpixie and we’ll take it from there.
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