We didn’t think it was possible, but Courtney Love this week became even more scary.

The controversial singer raised concerns about her health when she went shopping in LA wearing a 1920s see-through lace dress and looking like a bag of bones.

Sure, health scares and Courtney Love is not a new thing. Just like the words ‘Courtney Love’ and ‘scary’ are no strangers either.

Amy Winehouse fainted yesterday. Experts theorize it’s because her body could temporarily no longer sustain consciousness.

We’re not doctors or anything, but that sounds about right to us.

She was rushed to the hospital either by people that care for her, or by people whose day care, food and houses are all paid for by her career.

We had no idea fashion journalism was such a difficult job.

Not only do you have to travel around the world and hang out with supermodels, apparently you have to be as thin as them to. Or, at least, that’s how Hollywood sees it.

Why else would they take one of their thinnest stars and virtually make her starve herself just to play the role of a magazine hack?

Just when you thought the world was only big enough for one Naomi Campbell – you are forced to deal with the possibility of a few more running around the place.

Why? Well, the 38-year-old supermodel says she is keen to have kids after undergoing a fertility op.

More Naomi Campbells? Makes you shudder, doesn’t it? You can just imagine all those tears and tantrums – and that’s just Naomi!

Robert Downey Jr. has had some real lows in his life.

After all, the 43-year-old Iron Man star has struggled for years with drug and alcohol addiction.

Not to mention he was in Bowfinger and Ally McBeal. Talk about plumbing the depths.

But, apparently, these pale into insignificance compared to a trip to a Burger King drive-thru a few years back, when he had a cheeseburger which was so disgusting it made him give up the drugs and re-assess his entire life.

How far would you go in the pursuit of physical perfection?

Would you wash your hair in animal semen, eat placenta, or scrub your face with bird poo - just to make yourself look a little better?

No!? Well, even if you wouldn’t, there are plenty of people who would. In fact, there is a whole industry dedicated to such odd treatments.

Good news for all men – Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson does not have any sexually transmitted diseases!

So if any of you were weighing up whether or not to bed her or not on the off chance you might catch something that would turn your penis into a weeping bag of puss – fear not!

Your privates are safe with her! She said so herself.

Charlize Theron says she turned down the chance to be a supermodel – because she didn’t want to go on a diet.

The Oscar-winning actress insists her refusal to bow to industry pressure when she was younger and slim down cost her a lucrative career on the catwalk.

Britney Spears is going mad because she eats too many burgers and goes to coffee shops too many times.

So say animal rights group PETA, who have even written a letter to the troubled pop star’s parents to warn them that her poor diet is behind her recent crazy antics.

Disappointed Kelly Osbourne has admitted being slim is not all it’s cracked up to be.

The Chicago singer shed two stone recently, but has been less than impressed by the reaction.

Speaking to Heat magazine, she said: “I don’t like the way that suddenly now everyone likes me because I’ve lost two stone.

Notorious party girl Tara Reid has angrily hit back at suggestions she has an eating disorder.

The American Pie actress raised concerns over her health last month when she appeared for a modelling shoot in Bali looking incredibly skinny.