White bikini unit shifter, Myleene Klass, felt like a porker posing in her bikini just three months after hoofing out her baby.
While most new mums are still lifting their tummies up to check if they remembered to change their pants, Myleene was trim and tanned and posing in a white bikini for M&S.
Okay, so it’s a bit like staring at roadkill and turning it over with your foot. But we can’t help but gawp at how some celebrities have turned the corner from ‘helps designer clothes hang well’ to full-blown ’scrawny as a hobo’ stage.
Here’s our current pick of the worst.
“Incentive, inspiration, drive, enthusiasm, impetus, stimulus, spur, impulse, and driving force are just some of the synonyms I found when I looked up the word motivation in the dictionary.” Read more of this extract from celeb trainer, David Kirsch’s new book, The Ultimate New York Body Plan.
One of the prerequisites to successfully completing any challenge is motivation. Without it, any challenge, including this one, will ultimately become too daunting to see to completion.
She’s not the first girl to lose the deadweight bloke followed by the actual weight, and she’s definitely not the last celeb to launch her new look just as the paps are circling the bones of a relationship. But how has Kym Marsh done it?
She may spell her name like a teenage girl, but lovely raven-haired Kym is 31 and a mum of two. So it’s good to know she’s been sensible and hasn’t opted for the standard break-up enema of late night boozing and piles of Marlboro Lights.
Being a celebrity is not all it’s cracked up to be.
Sure, having more money than God, living the high life and an army of fans has its perks. But being a Hollywood A-lister is not all pink champagne and parties, you know.
How far would you go in the pursuit of physical perfection?
Would you wash your hair in animal semen, eat placenta, or scrub your face with bird poo - just to make yourself look a little better?
No!? Well, even if you wouldn’t, there are plenty of people who would. In fact, there is a whole industry dedicated to such odd treatments.
Former child star Christina Ricci has spoken out about struggling with anorexia as a teenager.
Anorexia nervosa, one of the most prevalent eating disorders amongst young people today, affects around one percent of the population.
Star of the new movie Speed Racer, Ricci talked to Independent.ie about her former illness.
Hollywood redhead, Julianne Moore, has told Eve magazine that she exists on a diet of granola and yoghurt to keep trim.
She blames the film industry for putting undue pressure on female actresses.
What do Alicia Keys, Kayne West and Jessica Simpson all have in common?
Hit parade aside, they’re all said to be fans of the Five Factor Diet, America’s new diet sweetheart.
And if we were a tabloid we’d put man in snarky apostrophes, but we’re just a little bit classier here at DietPixie.
Of course we all know the story. It’s age old. Man meets woman. Falls in love. They decide to have a baby. Man used to be woman until sex change op. Well, partial sex change op. Man still has some of his old womanly bits knocking about. Man carries baby. Goes on Oprah. And now… man has given birth to baby girl.
It’s a beautiful thing.
If only more men gave birth to babies. Maybe then we’d get a bit more bloody understanding about how much it Bloody Hurts. Oh well.
Thomas, 34, was born a lady, but took hormones and had his breasts removed to live as a man. He always hoped to get pregnant one day though, so he kept his female sex organs, telling Oprah it was down to his “human desire” and “right to have my own biological child.”
Some stuffy old squares didn’t agree though, largely the Christian right of America who went flipping apeshit.
His wife Nancy, 45, already has grown-up children and cannot have more biologically after having a hysterectomy.
Look out for exclusive pics in whichever glossy mag has the deepest pockets, very soon.
Picture: Morguefile
And if we were a tabloid we’d put man in snarky apostrophes, but we’re just a little bit classier here at DietPixie.
Of course we all know the story. It’s age old. Man meets woman. Falls in love. They decide to have a baby. Man used to be woman until sex change op. Well, partial sex change op. Man still has some of his old womanly bits knocking about. Man carries baby. Goes on Oprah. And now… man has given birth to baby girl.
It’s a beautiful thing.
If only more men gave birth to babies. Maybe then we’d get a bit more bloody understanding about how much it Bloody Hurts. Oh well.
Thomas, 34, was born a lady, but took hormones and had his breasts removed to live as a man. He always hoped to get pregnant one day though, so he kept his female sex organs, telling Oprah it was down to his “human desire” and “right to have my own biological child.”
Some stuffy old squares didn’t agree though, largely the Christian right of America who went flipping apeshit.
His wife Nancy, 45, already has grown-up children and cannot have more biologically after having a hysterectomy.
Look out for exclusive pics in whichever glossy mag has the deepest pockets, very soon.
Picture: Morguefile
And if we were a tabloid we’d put man in snarky apostrophes, but we’re just a little bit classier here at DietPixie.
Of course we all know the story. It’s age old. Man meets woman. Falls in love. They decide to have a baby. Man used to be woman until sex change op. Well, partial sex change op. Man still has some of his old womanly bits knocking about. Man carries baby. Goes on Oprah. And now… man has given birth to baby girl.
It’s a beautiful thing.
If only more men gave birth to babies. Maybe then we’d get a bit more bloody understanding about how much it Bloody Hurts. Oh well.
Thomas, 34, was born a lady, but took hormones and had his breasts removed to live as a man. He always hoped to get pregnant one day though, so he kept his female sex organs, telling Oprah it was down to his “human desire” and “right to have my own biological child.”
Some stuffy old squares didn’t agree though, largely the Christian right of America who went flipping apeshit.
His wife Nancy, 45, already has grown-up children and cannot have more biologically after having a hysterectomy.
Look out for exclusive pics in whichever glossy mag has the deepest pockets, very soon.
Picture: Morguefile
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