You’re probably wondering what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new twins look like - because you’re nosy and have nothing better to do.

But you mustn’t. You mustn’t look at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s babies - especially if you’re looking at the paparazzi photos secretly taken with a high-powered telephoto lens that were recently taken. Look at those and Brad Pitt will sue your sweaty, loner arse all the way to the moon and back. He’s said so himself.

Is having a C-section really a laughing matter? Well, Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie certainly thought so this week during the birth of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

She was happy to chat and joke with partner Brad Pitt throughout the birth at Lenval Hospital on the French Riviera.

A massive 90% of blokes aged 15-40 would like to be more muscular, with the favourite body to covet being Brad Pitt’s.

His missus, Angeline Jolie, came second in the league table of ladies whose bodies they admired, with new mum Jessica Alba coming first.

Madonna and Britney: not so good.

Ex-Friends star and Hollywood favourite Jennifer Aniston has been snapped looking rather stunning recently, we must say.

She’s been seen with John Mayer, an American rocker, as reported by HecklerSpray recently. The couple have also been pictured frolicking in a hotel pool with Jen donning a skimpy bikini.

Although Brad’s ex-wife has always had a fantastic toned figure (apart from after their break-up, when she was too skinny), Jen looks to be at peak perfection with her new lean shape.