Gwen Stefani has given birth to a baby boy - and, yes, you guessed it, she’s given the poor blighter a rather silly name.

The famous singer gave birth in LA on Thursday afternoon, and called the poor thing Zuma Nesta Rock!!!

I mean, Zuma Nesta Rock!!! Come on. That’s not fair.

Ever wondered why some people snore and some don’t?

No, unlike my long-suffering partner, it hasn’t been given us sleepless nights either. But it is a huge problem, and one that scientists in Sweden reckon they can offer some insight.

They say that if you had dogs when you were growing up, you are more likely to snore when you are an adult.

We know she’s a fan of breast feeding, but how else did she shed all that pregnancy pudge? Her personal trainer has been blabbing.

She’s lost 25lbs - nearly two stone - in the two months since Honor Marie was born.

Wha!?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:

Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.

Big, lumpy, common, brassy, once-was-pretty, now fronts Iceland, Kerry Katona has decided her body is so ravaged that she needs a new one.

The woman who can honestly say Brian McFadden was the best she had, is to spend a small fortune on a set of fresh body parts. Despite continually protesting she’s brassic, she’s to splurge £15,000 on the full-body-service including breast reduction and liposuction.

Breast cancer is a terrifying disease at the best of times, so when you’re a woman famour - in part - for the way you look, the way you move and - not to be too flippant - your womanly curves - it must suck even bigger.

So a big thumbs up to brave Christina Applegate, 36, who has burst forth onto the TV circuit and spoken eloquently and honestly about her double mastectomy and upcoming breast reconstruction surgery.

Reality TV nincompoop, Jade Goody, has left the Indian Big Brother house after being told in the diary room that she has cervical cancer.

There are shades of dark irony and there are gory details, but at the end of the day, it’s still cancer, so we’ll be respectful.

The dream had to end some time and it was bound to be in true soap opera style.

It’s been just eight months since Natalie Cassidy - aka fat Sonia from Eastenders - showcased her size eight princess-like figure, but now the clock has chimed and she’s turned back into a pumpkin.

That’s right, we’re all doomed. Well, 99 in the hundred of us are anyway.

According to the Mail, where they call us Britons instead of Brits, because they’re like that, only one in a hundred of us have a diet that is healthy and not too high in sugar, salt and fat.

Size zero Cheryl Cole, who is now a judge on X-Factor so can annoy you every Saturday night as well as every time you open the paper, has been moaning about the pressure on women to look a certain way.

And this pressure wouldn’t be at all helped by tiny little pop stars making the rest of us feel unwieldy at anything above size eight.

Just how many slices of white bread, fried eggs, cheese and scoops of mayo do you need to be an Olympic gold medallist? Flipping loads, it turns out.

Enormous man-mountain, Michael Phelps, he of eight golds and counting fame, has shared his diet with the world. It makes for incredible reading, not least because it’s not much different to that of enormous teen-mountain, Georgia Davis.