Victoria Beckham and a big fish finger

The world’s largest sustainable cod fish finger was ‘unveiled’ on Tuesday, 22 January as news that Vicky B is fish-finger obsessed reaches DP Towers.

Apparently, known wit David Beckham calls his wife ‘Nemo’, thanks to her fervent finger fetish. At 56 calories a ‘finger’, they’re surprisingly diet-friendly.

And from LA to Grimsby: MP Austin Mitchell launched the enormous fishy digit outside the Houses of Parliament on Tuesday. Brits have tucked into fish fingers for nearly 80 years but, unlike in 1929, cod now faces an uncertain future.

According to Young’s, 95% of Brits show some level of concern over the issue of sustainability, while over half at least think it’s important and yet two thirds of us still opt for the traditional cod fingers.

According to Young’s though, you can have it both ways: Their MSC-certified 100% sustainable cod fish finger are available now from the usual suspects.

We wouldn’t normally have included such an obvious press release-driven news item, but c’mon, it features a picture of a really big fish finger.