Peter Andre warns stick-thin Jordan to start eating

Britain’s most famous pair of tits, Jordan and Peter Andre (see what I did there?) are squabbling between themselves again - and this time it’s not over their sex life or plastic surgery obsession, but food.

I don’t know about you, but reading about these celebs makes me feel so boring and unnecessary. My bloke and I usually argue over who ate the last naan bread, not about avoiding eating!

Well, I’ll never be like Katie Price then, who is so chuffed with her new size 6 body that she is limiting what she eats, leading hubby Peter Andre to threaten to force feed her.

If that’s another of their sexploits, then we don’t really want to know. But as Jordan now weighs less than 8st, her family are probably right to be worried.

A source told Closer magazine: “Pete jokes that her legs look like toothpicks… Katie blames the fact that she’s always running around and doesn’t have time to eat. She’s just been picking at junk food.”

Earlier in the year, Jordan had blamed her inability to eat on ‘getting her teeth done’, when dentists across the pond falsified her a little bit more with pearly veneers. Her new brunette image has been sculpted to fit better in America, but Pete has called for Jordan to concentrate on her family and put her funbags away.unk

Along with a couple of pasties too, DietPixie imagines…

Source: Closer magazine