Mel B: bad airbrushing’s latest victim

Scary Spice becomes hipless Spice in new Ultimo ad, through the miracle of technology.

Ultimo underwear appears truly magic in Mel B’s latest photoshoot for their new Christmas range. Apparently the knickers can transform you instantly from a sexy beach mama complete with curves to a hipless wonder who’s disquietingly out of proportion.

You can check out the before and after at skinnyvscurvy.com.

What’s particularly annoying about this is that Mel B has appeared fuller-figured in many previous shots for the brand. But apparently these days, the only figure that it’s desirable for a woman to have is the well-known ‘tits on a stick’ silhouette. Thanks for the heads up, Ultimo.

However, we also hear that the Girl Guides have declared war on airbrushing in their new manifesto. So not to worry, Tawny Owl and her gang are on the case.

The 33 year-old ex-Spice is reputedly considering an offer to pose for Playboy. We wonder what their position is on hips.

Source: Daily Mail ‘worst piece of airbrushing ever’

Daily Mail: Girl Guides