Kevin Federline fitness DVD coming to ruin your 2009

If you thought the release of the worst single ever, Popozao, was the lowest point in Kevin Federline’s ‘career’– think again.

That’s because Britney Spears’ ex-husband plans to release a fitness DVD.

You see, K-Fed does not want to rely on the $20,000 a month he gets from Britney Spears to help him bring up their two kids Jayden James, 21 months, and two-year-old Sean Preston, who he was given full custody of earlier this month.

Thankfully, Britney’s cash will be coming in regardless, otherwise stories of her kids wearing nothing but clothes made out of moss and living on nothing but insects, dust and boxes of unsold DVDs would have soon surfaced.

Not that we are saying that K-Fed’s latest project is doomed to failure. Of course not.

The fact that everything he has done in the past seems to have resulted in unmitigated disaster, should not distract us from the fact he could be the next Sonia from Eastenders or Davina McCall.

Forget the doomed rap project, his marriage from hell with Britney and his failed acting career, K-Fed wants a new start, starting with a new fitness regime.

Why? Well, it seems the custody battle with Britney has left its toll on K-Fed, who body has developed all manner of lumpy bits.

So before he can even think of getting into a leotard and strutting his stuff in front of camera, the 30-year-old wants to shed some pounds.

He told UK ‘newspaper’ The Daily Star: “I plan to get back to looking ripped again.

“I know I have let it all go, but watch me fly this year.”

Well, flying is probably the only way K-Fed would get me to watch his fitness DVD, which has been pencilled in for next year.

But it’s made us think about what other kind of exercises he will be performing in his DVD.

There’s the bend down and get the beer from the fridge move for starters. Then there’s the bend down and collect Britney’s cheque.

And not forgetting the… Ah, you get the point.