Ditto versus Britton in big fat fight
June 5th, 2008 at 14:06 by Holly
Student-music’s answer to Dawn French, fashion lesbian Beth Ditto, has jumped aboard the Britton-bashing.
Speaking at the Glamour Awards this week, The Gossip’s Beth Ditto chastised Fern Britton for her decision to lose weight through a gastric band operation.
“Big girls should be proud of their bodies,” said obesity’s rent-a-gob.
“I don’t believe people should feel the need to take drastic action.”
She does, however, believe in giving nature a helping hand if reports of revealed Spanx are to be believed.
Ditto was on stage to receive a gong for Best International Artist before jumping off into – as the Mirror describes, the “sturdy arms of Gavin and Stacey hunk James Corden”.
They mean he’s fat.
Other euphemisms could have included “jolly funnyman” and “cuddly comic”.
Source: Mirror
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