Dieting Jack Black’s naked ambition

Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger.

Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up.

Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That’s right - nude scenes!!

‘Nude scenes’ and ‘Jack Black’ - if ever there was four words that should not appear together in the same sentence it’s that right there.

And you’ll be disgusted to know that the Kung Fu Panda star has done them before.
In Margot at the Wedding - just in case you are some twisted freak and want to check him out.

But to make matters worse, Jack Black now wants to go on a diet - so he can show off his rolls of fat on a regular basis. Shudder!!

He said: “When I saw my rear end in my nude scene in Margot at the Wedding, it actually had a double chin.
“I’ve joined a gym because the next time you see me naked I’ll be trim.”

Jack Black, who has just become a father for the second time, also said he is starting to worry about his health.

He added to America’s OK! magazine: “I want to feel good too.

“Now if I eat a cheeseburger and fries, it tastes so good at the time and then right after it’s like, ‘What did I do? Why?’”

Source: OK!