Men want Brad Pitt’s bod, but fancy Jessica Alba

A massive 90% of blokes aged 15-40 would like to be more muscular, with the favourite body to covet being Brad Pitt’s.

His missus, Angeline Jolie, came second in the league table of ladies whose bodies they admired, with new mum Jessica Alba coming first.

Madonna and Britney: not so good.

Some 2000 chaps were interviewed for a study by www.myprotein.co.uk and nearly half wanted to be the Pitt(s).

Will Smith was another popular choice, at 17%, Becks at 12%, James Bond, well, Daniel Craig, at 7% and The Pacifier, Vin Diesel, at 5%.

In fact, what a mopey bunch of lemons men really are: only 8% were happy with their physique.

The majority wanted to be more muscular, 84% wanted to “trim body fat” and 81% weren’t happy with their diets.

The respondants were just as discerning with their choice of favourite ladies.

Here’s the top five most fancied bodies:

Jessica Alba - 21%
Angelina Jolie - 16%
Eva Longoria - 11%
Jessica Biel - 9%
Jennifer Lopez - 8%

Poor old Queens of Pop, Madonna and Britney limped in last. Madge achieving just 0.3% and Brit grabbing 14 out of a possible 2,027 votes.

“Due in likelihood to her constantly changing image,” says the kind press release.

“Due in likelihood to looking like someone repeatedly evicted from Butlin’s,” says DietPixie.