Gwen Stefani gives birth, hands baby boy a stupid name

Gwen Stefani has given birth to a baby boy - and, yes, you guessed it, she’s given the poor blighter a rather silly name.

The famous singer gave birth in LA on Thursday afternoon, and called the poor thing Zuma Nesta Rock!!!

I mean, Zuma Nesta Rock!!! Come on. That’s not fair.

As if having that bloke who used to be semi-famous for that one song his band ages ago did wasn’t bad enough as it is, the poor thing will live his entire life with a name which sounds like a brand of soft drink or something.

What about John? Why not John Rossdale? Or Gavin, like his dad? That’s a normal name. The poor thing’s just being set up for a lifetime of bullying.

Though we suppose the incredibly wealthy upbringing, rockstar/king of cool mum and… err… “rock” “star” dad will help soften the blow somewhat.

Plus brother Kingston will be able to stick up for his little brother, as he is both older and has a better name, even if it isn’t David.

A statement read: “Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family. Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.”