David Duchovny can’t stop tapping a$$
August 29th, 2008 at 15:26 by Holly
We’re including this story because instead of calling him a lechy old so-and-so who can’t keep his winky in his y-fronts, apparently we need to call him a sex-addict.
Which is an illness, apparently, and therefore comes under the category of health news. Hurrah!
Since when did being a bit randy become an illness? Crumbs, the man’s middle-aged, I’m sure many a chap would doff their cap rather than have him carted off to rehab, but he’s checked himself in nonetheless.
So how does sex addiction differ from just normal skirt-chasing? Apart from it seeming to be rife in LALA Land, it’s also about the situations one gets into in the pursuit of a good doings.
He announced his very private, intimate problem through a statement through his lawyer, Stanton Stein, which said he was dealing with the problem with the help of his wife and kids.
Hmn. Wife and kids? Christ, that’s pretty bloody liberal:
Mrs D.: “Dave, why are you balls deep in a lady?”
Dave: “I’m ill!”
Mrs and D. and kids: “Don’t worry, we’ll help!”
Dave told People magazine in the US:
“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction.
“I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family”.
There’s something about a pervy sex addiction that just doesn’t sit right in that last sentence, but whatever works I guess.
It’s not the first time news of Duchov’s sexy disease hit the headlines, rumours raced around in 1997 and for someone who can’t control his lob-on, he doesn’t exactly keep himself out of harm’s way. In the early Nineties he was a narrator on the low-par Red Shoe Diaries, and his current role is as sex-addicted screenwriter, Hank Moody, in Californication.
Mrs D. – otherwise known as Tea Leoni – had previously dismissed rumours saying that she found the idea “exciting”.
Which evidently didn’t work as a deterrent. Funny that.
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