Quiz: which celebrity dieter are you?

Do you have a doughnut capacity to rival Kirstie Alley, or is the Liz Hurley lettuce leaf more your style?

Just answer our cheeky quiz now to find out which celebrity dieter you have the most in common with.

Q1. You have a beach holiday booked for six month’s time and want to wear something skimpy in the sun. Do you?

A. Talk it up for months, then suddenly spring into action with a month to go and the thought of another year’s worth of horror holiday snaps pressing on your mind?
B. As usual, you eat light, but in the run up to the holiday you drop down to one meal a day and increase your pilates classes and jogging.
C. As ever, you eat sensibly and go to the gym three times a week, adding a few extra classes a couple of weeks before you fly out.
D. You spend the six months partying - all that dancing and sleeping past breakfast will do the trick.

Q2. You’re asked about your eating habits for a survey. What do you say?

A. A series of untruths. Then you blame your glands.
B. You smile sweetly and smugly tell the truth.
C. The God’s honest truth, of course.
D. No comment.

Q3. You’re interviewed for a magazine to talk about how well you’re doing in your career. The interview is over the phone and you’re asked to send in a photo to accompany the article. What do you send?

A. A soft focus snap from 10 years ago.
B. A professional shot by a renowned photographer.
C. Whichever holiday snap you have to hand, you always look great in them.
D. A ‘close friend’ sells them one of you looking ropey, then you try and block publication.

Q4. In times of stress you reach for the!

A. Doughnuts, as a starter.
B. Phone and call Elton.
C. Dumbbells and ‘work it out’ in the gym.
D. Bottle.

Q5. I’d rather be!

A. A slimmer version of me.
B. In St Tropez.
C. Riding, or hiking, or jogging.
D. In the bar.

Mostly As - you are Kirstie Alley

You’ve let it get pretty horrible in the past, and have had to have a big word with yourself to kick your fat arse into shape. A former beauty, you hate the weight that has crept on and are ready to slim down.

Mostly Bs - you are Liz Hurley

You have phenomenal willpower, and can restrict your food intake and work like a maniac to get yourself back down to the weight you want to be. Your approach may not be the healthiest, and long-term you should concentrate on sensible ways of staying trim and healthy.

Mostly Cs - you are Nell McAndrew

You are an angel. You eat healthily, drink only in moderation, stay very active and feel like you’re in great condition. You might do the marathon this year, if you’re not too busy doing a charity trek up a big bracing mountain somewhere.

Mostly Ds - you are Tara Reid

You may be thin, but you’re not particularly healthy. You need to make sure you get enough sleep, drink in moderation (that doesn’t just mean adding a mixer) and eat three sensible meals a day. The dancing is good, but not so much the falling over.

Kirstie Alley photo: Alan Light