We’re including this story because instead of calling him a lechy old so-and-so who can’t keep his winky in his y-fronts, apparently we need to call him a sex-addict.

Which is an illness, apparently, and therefore comes under the category of health news. Hurrah!

Since when did being a bit randy become an illness? Crumbs, the man’s middle-aged, I’m sure many a chap would doff their cap rather than have him carted off to rehab, but he’s checked himself in nonetheless.

Apparently we’re a right nation of stupids. Some 32% of us say we’d starve for fashion and half of us spend more on clothes and accessories than food each month, says research.

Good old girls. Despite the credit crunch and a general downturn in consumer splashing, the female of the species still splurges away on fashion and appearance. Yeah, guilty. I spent £45 on my seven-year-old’s haircut the other day, just so I could justify getting my own haircut at the same time. Thereby spunking £90 in about an hour.

In news that is likely to get middle England whipped into a right old froth, health experts have said singing is so good for the body and soul that it should be available on prescription.

An American explains: “An active engagement with music can be good for an older person’s overall physical and mental health. I will particularly focus on the positive effects of singing on the mind and the immune system, and how music and art can have positive influences on the course of illness with aging.”

The Sex and the City redhead, who plays butch solicitor, Miranda Hobbs, has revealed she overcame breast cancer, but it wasn’t that big a brouhaha.

The mum of one discovered she had stage 1 cancer two years ago, she tells Shape magazine. Having watched her mum suffer with – and beat – breast cancer 30 years before, she wasn’t too worried.

In a near fatal case of head-in-the-sandness, Jade admits she had been for four smears that found abnormal cells and ignored a letter telling her she needed to have more cells removed in case they led to cervical cancer.

She had had cells removed after the first three abnormal smears, but she says she was too scared to go back to hospital and instead the pre-cancerous abnormal cells became full cervical cancer.

After finally splitting with that whiny little pipsqueak, Daniel Johns of Silverchair and Anorexia fame, Natalie Imbruglia is back in the spotlight.

And not a moment too soon, we think she’s a delight.

Gwen Stefani has given birth to a baby boy - and, yes, you guessed it, she’s given the poor blighter a rather silly name.

The famous singer gave birth in LA on Thursday afternoon, and called the poor thing Zuma Nesta Rock!!!

I mean, Zuma Nesta Rock!!! Come on. That’s not fair.

Ever wondered why some people snore and some don’t?

No, unlike my long-suffering partner, it hasn’t been given us sleepless nights either. But it is a huge problem, and one that scientists in Sweden reckon they can offer some insight.

They say that if you had dogs when you were growing up, you are more likely to snore when you are an adult.

We know she’s a fan of breast feeding, but how else did she shed all that pregnancy pudge? Her personal trainer has been blabbing.

She’s lost 25lbs – nearly two stone – in the two months since Honor Marie was born.

Wha…?! Yes, more from Mrs Cole, but we’ve seen the visitor stats and we know you eat her up, so here’s some more:

Despite her skinny little frame attracting criticism and snarky blog posts (soz), the new X Factor judge has been telling anyone who’ll listen that she has her fat and spotty days.

Big, lumpy, common, brassy, once-was-pretty, now fronts Iceland, Kerry Katona has decided her body is so ravaged that she needs a new one.

The woman who can honestly say Brian McFadden was the best she had, is to spend a small fortune on a set of fresh body parts. Despite continually protesting she’s brassic, she’s to splurge £15,000 on the full-body-service including breast reduction and liposuction.