Pregnant man, Thomas Beatie, has had the baby

Watermelon, the juicy, fruity treat that feels great in your mouth and on your… libido. In fact, eating it can have the same effect as Viagra.

Even though 92% of Watermelon is water, 8% is rammed with sexy stuff.

Boffins have discovered that the flesh of the fruit contains an ingredient that effects blood vessels in the same way. Who commissions this research? Who has a hunch that a watermelon could help keep your pecker up? Well, bless their little white lab coats nonetheless.

In our day, 45 was the age to slip behind the wheel of a Mondeo, slap some Steeleye Span on the tape deck and wind down the country lane to middle-age.

Now, apparently, it’s the age to slip behind a rodeo pole-dancer, slap some lube on the poop deck and wind down the country lane to a known dogging spot.

Don’t be surprised if you see some of the male athletes competing in the Beijing Olympics competing with huge bulges in their shorts.

No, Linford Christie is not back competing for Great Britain. But if he did, he may have trouble seeing the finishing line, never mind beating everyone else to it.

Why? Well, you see, athletes are now using Viagra to boost their on-the-field performances as well as fueling their legendary off-the–field antics.

If you were the NHS, would you want a round of applause from an ailing prime minister, with support from peers and voters diminishing faster than Sarah Harding’s boobs?

No, you bloody well wouldn’t. It’s the kiss of death.

What do you get the celebrity who has everything? OCD of course. It’s the celebrity equivalent of the terrapin phase in early-90s Britain.They’ve all gotta have it.

And the latest celebrity to share his mental health woes is Justin Timberlake. Only he’s gone one better than Becks, Jessica Alba and Cameron Diaz. He’s got ADD too. Double whammy.

According to today’s Daily Mail, the natural sugar in fruit is playing havoc with the nation’s waistlines.

Fructose, the natural sugar found in fruit, has been found to make people fatter around the tummy than glucose. According to the Mail, this ‘intra-abdominal fat’ is the most harmful type and is linked to serious problems such as diabetes and heart disease.

An obesity drug has been approved for use in England and Wales – despite carrying a risk of depression or even suicide.

Do not exceed dosage… do not drink excessive alcohol… do not operate heavy machinery… do not listen to Nick Drake and look through old pictures of your ex who has Moved On Spectacularly.

Our fitness expert, Myke Gray, is frequently asked how much water you should really drink to achieve great health and fitness. Here he tells you everything you need to know.

One of the first questions I ask a new client is how much water do you drink each day?

Much has been written on this subject, but I will try to shed some light on how important this nutrient is to our health and well being.

Scientists claim they have found a cure for skin cancer – science fiction’s favourite plot device: cloning.

A 52-year-old man who was suffering from advanced skin cancer has been free of the disease for two years after going through the procedure.

The process – named ‘immunotherapy’ - involved taking cancer-fighting cells from the man’s immune system, making five billion copies of them and then putting them back.