Yesterday brought the news that Amy Winehouse had decided to take a stroll to the hospital.

It wasn’t because she finally realised she was slowly destroying her insides, it was simply down to having a crazy reaction to the medication slowly digesting in her stomach.

The original Hollywood glamour puss, who had multiple husbands and on-set shenanigans when Angelina Jolie was a twinkle in a (Midnight) cowboy’s eye, is looking close to the edge.

The frail 76-year-old was diagnosed with pneumonia last week, and was put on a life support machine after suffering congestive heart failure.

Great balls of fire, not five months has passed since news of his Pancreatic cancer and imminent demise hit the headlines, causing scores of weeping ladies and repeat airings of She’s Like The Wind.

But now the Hollywood favourite is back at work and - reportedly - looking healthy.

She’s chucking K-Fed his £20,000 a month and propping up the local Starbucks but Britney still has money to burn, and she’s burning it on getting rid of her pot belly and back fat.

After she was pictured with enough of a gut to spark some pretty believable pregnancy rumours, Britney took the bull by the horns and signed up to a £11,000-a-month diet and exercise regime.

If you thought the release of the worst single ever, Popozao, was the lowest point in Kevin Federline’s ‘career’- think again.

That’s because Britney Spears’ ex-husband plans to release a fitness DVD.

Ever since Lindsay Lohan decided to trade alleged drug abuse for alleged lesbianism, you have to admit that she’s been a bit of a snore.

It’s not so much Lindsay Lohan getting into trouble that we miss, rather the dazzling array of misinformation thumped out by a billion sources directly after Lindsay Lohan got into any trouble. What? You missed that too? Well this must be your lucky day.

You’re probably wondering what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new twins look like - because you’re nosy and have nothing better to do.

But you mustn’t. You mustn’t look at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s babies - especially if you’re looking at the paparazzi photos secretly taken with a high-powered telephoto lens that were recently taken. Look at those and Brad Pitt will sue your sweaty, loner arse all the way to the moon and back. He’s said so himself.

Tina O’Brien, who played gymslip mum Sarah-Lou in Coronation Street was worried about all the booze she’d put away before the stick turned blue.

Tina, 24, has been going steady with co-star Ryan Thomas (who plays thick-but-fit builder, Jason Grimshaw) for five years but the pregnancy was unplanned.

The Frasier and Cheers star has been telling Entertainment Tonight about his near fatal heart attack last May.

The interview, which airs in the US tonight, sees Grammer telling ET:

“We originally said it was just a mild heart attack, and it actually wasn’t very mild.

She was famous for being slim and pretty with a heaving bosom. Then she was famous for being a mean bullying ratbag, then she was famous for being slim and pretty again. But for a brief bit she was a stone heavier. Here’s how she lost that stone.

A little while ago she was nicknamed ‘porky’ by the mean, bullying papers, after looking ever-so-slightly more cushioned than normal for a bikini shoot.

She gave birth to her daughter Strawberry Sundae, or thereabouts, just two weeks ago but already she’s looking as skinny as a Pepperami.

Only 10 days after hoofing out her first biological child - she has two adopted children with Tom Cruise - she was snapped with a flat tum, and now she’s such a teeny tiny size that you’d believe the whole thing had been a latex-suit ruse.