Myleene Klass felt like a pig in post-baby bikini

Less than two years since Brazilian model, Ana Carolina Reston, died from her eating disorder and everybody wrung their hands about how terrible the whole modelling industry’s pressure is… the Brazilian media have piled into gorgeous Karolina Kurkova for being fat.

Wish I was ‘fat’ in that case.

It’s been just a few months since she gave birth and Jennifer Lopez is back in a bikini and looking amazing.

The famous bottom is looking as toned as pre-pregnancy and check out her twins too. Honk.

The pics were taken in Tenerife where J-Lo and husband, oddly-faced Marc Anthony, were relaxing.

What do you get the celebrity who has everything? OCD of course. It’s the celebrity equivalent of the terrapin phase in early-90s Britain.They’ve all gotta have it.

And the latest celebrity to share his mental health woes is Justin Timberlake. Only he’s gone one better than Becks, Jessica Alba and Cameron Diaz. He’s got ADD too. Double whammy.

Becks is considering hanging up his gladiator skirt and kissing goodbye to his £2million endorsement deal in order to launch his own brand of water.

Since when did water become something you could brand anyway? We’re, like, 70% water, it’s hardly exclusive. Unless he’s going to sell his personal 70% of water… no, that’d be stupid.

Coin Farrell has been snapped looking like a bag o’ bones in Malibu this week after losing a rumoured three stone to prepare for a movie role.

Animal- from-The-Muppets- eyebrowed Colin, 32, is playing a war photographer in his new film, Triage.

Amy Winehouse really does have a death wish.

Not satisfied with hovering up enough drugs to keep the Colombian black economy in business, the Back in Black singer today defied doctors’ advice by lighting up a cigarette – just a few hours after been told she could have the early signs of emphysema.

Ah, what do doctor know anyway? The troubled star was told by worried staff at a London hospital that she had to cut the crack and fags immediately or her health would decline even further.

We didn’t think it was possible, but Courtney Love this week became even more scary.

The controversial singer raised concerns about her health when she went shopping in LA wearing a 1920s see-through lace dress and looking like a bag of bones.

Sure, health scares and Courtney Love is not a new thing. Just like the words ‘Courtney Love’ and ‘scary’ are no strangers either.

Our favourite celebrity dad, no-nonsense cabby Mitch Winehouse, has revealed that his girl has emphysema and could be dead in three months.

If she doesn’t put down the crackpipe, she could find herself in a wheelchair within a month.