food-plate, food, breakfast, camera, photograph foodThe latest fad in dietland is to take pictures of your meals. Apparently this makes slimmers more aware of what they’re eating and more inclined to be strict.

Has it really come to this? Crumbs, keeping a food journal seems like enough of a faff but setting up some kind of buffet slash dark room just seems an iced bun too far.

new-atkins, atkins, pasta, bread, carbsThe much-maligned darling of the early noughties weight loss scene, the Atkins diet is going through a resurgence thanks to a new book.

The All-New Atkins Advantage Diet promises similar fast weight loss, but has fewer health concerns (apparently) and includes some portions of bread and pasta.

http://www.dietpixie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/katie-price-underwear-150x150.jpgOur beloved rent-a-gob, Ms Katie Price, has been waggling her Skeletor finger in the direction of Kerry Katona and Jade Goody but says she’s not doing anything differently.

She told the Mirror that she looks at herself in magazines and agrees she looks too thin.

“I probably do look like a lollipop.

“I look at pictures and think ‘God, I do look tiny’, but I’m not doing anything different than I was doing before.

“But people have got to remember that my boobs are a hell of a lot bigger than most people’s so of course I’m going to look smaller.

“If you get an old and new picture and put your hand over my top half, my body frame’s still the same. It’s just that my boobs make me look tiny.”

On the subject of her breasts, she is currently hawking knickers and over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders at Asda (Walmart to our US friends) via The Katie Price lingerie Range by Panache.

“I do endorsements but I do them well,” says La Price.

“I haven’t got the attitude that I’ll bring it out and it’ll just sell. I work hard at it, promote it well and get involved at every stage - that’s why it works.”

Unlike Marks and Spencer, there won’t be a premium to pay on bigger cup sizes.

“People come in different shapes and sizes and if they’ve got bigger boobs why should they be charged more? I don’t need to wear the other makes now. I’ve got my range - it fits nicely and it’s affordable and I love it.

“Before I designed this, nothing fitted me properly. I had ‘four boob syndrome’ where your breasts are cut in two because the underwear fits so badly.”

Always good value as an interviewee, Kate gives cancer-stricken Jade Goody a lashing:

“I feel sorry for anyone who’s going through what Jade’s going through, but I can’t believe she is paid for interviews on subjects that people are really traumatised by.

“I hope she gets through it all though.

“There has to be an awareness that that sort of cancer can happen to anyone - but I saw her on Celebrity Big Brother and thought she was racist. She didn’t give people sympathy when she was on that show.”

And now for Katona, her one-time I’m A Celebrity… buddy:

“She’s been saying some really bitter things about me lately.

“But if I want to buy my daughter 100 pairs of shoes, daughter 100 pairs of shoes, I will. Harvey and Junior have got the same amount.

“I’d rather do that than buy a fleet of sports cars trying to make out I’ve got money then go bankrupt. At least they’re paid for and not on HP.

“I work hard - I can spend my money on what I like.”

I bloody love her!

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ulrika, ulrika johnson, body, boobs, pregnancy, four, childrenMum-of-four (yes, to different dads, move on world…) has lamented the excess skin she’s been left with after hoofing out her latest progeny.

Not only does she want to take her time to slim down from size 16 and lose the massive five stone she gained in her most recent pregnancy, but she plans to get her pendulous G-cup bosom lopped off too.

loverat, gene, unfaithfulApparently a bunch of scientists have tracked down a common genetic flaw in men that prevents the bearer of it settling down easily. They’re less likely to take a wife or have kids.

Those that do get married are twice as likely to be in a rocky marriage or to have discussed divorce.
The gene – dubbed the ‘love rat gene’ by Brit papers – is linked to a bonding chemical (vasopressin). So when they say ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ turns out it’s true.

http://www.dietpixie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jade-goody-150x150.jpgJade has been speaking to GMTV about her cancer ordeal – and claims she didn’t know that the ‘cancer conversation’ was being recorded for TV.

She told GMTV that doctors had originally given her the all clear and packed her off with painkillers for period pain.

pacino, fat, overweight, al pacinoAt nearly 70, it’s hardly a surprise but the sprightly little megastar, Al Pacino, is finally filling out.

He’s been pictured looking pretty rotund and his archetypal black outfit was failing miserably to ‘slim’ his figure.

Check out the fat map of Britain

August 29th, 2008 20:41

http://www.dietpixie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/weigh-150x150.jpgSat on your fat bottom, tracksuit straining around your thick middle, scoffing a bun? Yep, you probably live in one of these sexy sounding ‘obesity hotspots’.

Here’s the top ten in all their glory.

David Duchovny can’t stop tapping a$$

August 29th, 2008 15:26

david duchovny, californication, sex addictWe’re including this story because instead of calling him a lechy old so-and-so who can’t keep his winky in his y-fronts, apparently we need to call him a sex-addict.

Which is an illness, apparently, and therefore comes under the category of health news. Hurrah!

Since when did being a bit randy become an illness? Crumbs, the man’s middle-aged, I’m sure many a chap would doff their cap rather than have him carted off to rehab, but he’s checked himself in nonetheless.

thin, anorexia, starving, 88, fashion, womenApparently we’re a right nation of stupids. Some 32% of us say we’d starve for fashion and half of us spend more on clothes and accessories than food each month, says research.

Good old girls. Despite the credit crunch and a general downturn in consumer splashing, the female of the species still splurges away on fashion and appearance. Yeah, guilty. I spent £45 on my seven-year-old’s haircut the other day, just so I could justify getting my own haircut at the same time. Thereby spunking £90 in about an hour.

Singing to be available on the NHS?

August 28th, 2008 09:23

singing, music, healthIn news that is likely to get middle England whipped into a right old froth, health experts have said singing is so good for the body and soul that it should be available on prescription.

An American explains: “An active engagement with music can be good for an older person’s overall physical and mental health. I will particularly focus on the positive effects of singing on the mind and the immune system, and how music and art can have positive influences on the course of illness with aging.”

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.

Can vinegar really ease arthritis?

can apple vinegar ease arthritisVinegar – great with fish and chips, but can also help ease arthritis.

Well, that’s according to intrepid explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes anyway, who swears by the stuff.

The 64-year-old adventurer got the first twinges of arthritis 20 years ago in his hands and hips, which he says was caused by too many expeditions spent sleeping in cold conditions.

But Fiennes insists he no longer suffers from the ailment, and says it’s all thanks to a vinegar recipe his mother passed down to him.

And the fact in 2003 he ran seven marathons in seven days and earlier this year tackled Everest, who are we to argue.

OK, the wonder cure – named Honeygar, which consists of four parts apple cider vinegar and one part raw honey – would be no good on chips (we think), but, according to Sir Fiennes, it worked wonders for his mother, who in her mid-80s was bedridden with arthritis.

Speaking to the Daily Mail newspaper, he said: “My sisters and I encouraged her to look into an alternative cure after she showed us the doctor’s X-ray, which highlighted the arthritic band in her back.”

So she looked into it, and found it in a library book which highlighted a natural cure for arthritis that included cider vinegar, honey and black molasses. The treatment also involved bathing in Epsom salt regularly.

He added: “My mother tried this method and after 18 months her condition started to improve, which was unusual in someone of her age.”

Indeed, it successfully held her pain at bay for the remaining six years of her life.

So it was only natural that when Sir Fiennes developed the same condition that he took a leaf out of his mother’s book.

In recent years he has relied upon Honeygar, which was developed by former nurse and fellow arthritis sufferer Margeret Hills, who died in 2003.

He said: “I didn’t give up impatiently as I would have done had I not seen the effects on my mother.

“It did take more than a year before the aches gradually grew less and less and eventually disappeared.

“From time to time I’ve lapsed for a while. After two or three months the arthritis begins slowly to return. It goes away - just as slowly - when I retake Honeygar daily again.”

So how does it work? Well, this is not just some old wife’s tale, it actually does have some science to back it up.

Essentially, Hills was convinced arthritis was caused by a build-up of uric acid. And the best way to neutralise that is malic acid, which is found in apple cider. Bingo!

So where can you get some? Well, the good news is Honeygar is available from all good health food shops ¬ and some bad ones too. You won’t even need a doctor’s prescription.

However, before you go rushing to the shops you should know that not everyone is convinced.

Consultant rheumatologist Professor Robert Moots, of the University of Liverpool, said: “There is no connection between dietary acids and what happens in the body.”

Spoilsport.